<p/><br></br><p><b> About the Book </b></p></br></br>Comedy's Grammy-nominated Queen of Mean reveals all in her jaw-droppingly hilarious, politically incorrect memoir.<p/><br></br><p><b> Book Synopsis </b></p></br></br>Lisa Lampanelli, who Howard Stern calls "a true original and a brilliant comedy mind," reveals all in <em>Chocolate, Please</em>, a jaw-droppingly hilarious, politically incorrect memoir on everything from relationships, food, and fat to why once you go black, you never go back. The gutter-mouthed, Grammy-nominated comedienne happily dishes on nearly everything--from why all white women should date black men to the virtues of codependency to how to turn a stick of butter into parental love and attention--delightedly skewering all topics with equal fervor, herself included.<p/><br></br><p><b> From the Back Cover </b></p></br></br><p>An inside look at the life of Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli, as she dishes on everything from relationships to food, fat, and rehab.</p><p>In her jaw-droppingly hilarious, gloriously, and unabashedly politically incorrect memoir, Lisa reveals all--including her dysfunctional childhood and her struggles with addictions to food and hot guys. By telling her story in a very real, very candid way, Lisa shows her audience that it's okay to be yourself, even if it's just one rehab stint at a time.</p><p/><br></br><p><b> Review Quotes </b></p></br></br><br>"Every generation has a female comic that destroys the conventional wisdom that only men can be raunchy and funny. Lisa Lampanelli is this generation's choice."--Carlos Mencia<br><br>"Jesus--this book is filthy."--Sarah Silverman<br><br>"Lisa can tie me down to a bed any time!"--LL Cool J<br><br>"Lisa is the most outrageous comic we have ever had on the Tonight Show."--Jay Leno<br>