If you're sexy and you know it slap your hams - by Eloise Grills (Paperback)
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<p/><br></br><p><b> About the Book </b></p></br></br><p>A darkly funny, irreverently angry and stupidly erotic contemplation of what it means to be a person, especially a sexy person, especially a sexy fat person, with supple, slappable hams that pushes the sad into the funny and back into the sad.</p><p/><br></br><p><b> Book Synopsis </b></p></br></br><p><em><strong>If you're sexy and you know it slap your hams</strong></em> is a darkly funny, irreverently angry, and stupidly erotic contemplation of what it means to be a person, especially a sexy person, especially a sexy fat person, with supple, slappable hams.</p><p>This is a good book for bad people, no judgement. A good book of poems for people who like a procession of dogs' dicks, bodily fluids, naked old ladies, groundhogs, asses, nose picking, depression and bisexual innuendo. A poetry collection like nothing else but actually like a lot of other things. Pushing the sad into the funny and back into the sad again, this book provides a portrait of a young human coping with a cruel and indifferent universe, love, life, mental illness, celebrity culture; and smizing all the way down. This poetry collection is a fat wet tongue writhing with pleasure and agony in the mouth of a culture overflowing with bad behaviour, worse intentions and even worse, smellier saliva. This book is like chicken soup for the soul, except someone misheard and they used chicken poop instead. And now they have chicken poop instead of a soul. Eloise Grills tears her time-space continuum a new one, slapping our sumptuous hams over and over; so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the arse.</p><p/><br></br><p><b> Review Quotes </b></p></br></br><br><p>'What Sally Rooney would write if she wrote for fun. From an ode to the old women changing in swimming pool shower blocks, to a list of celebrities who own islands for self-care, to her own version of Alanis Morrisesette's "not literally ironic but inconvenient, f****d, or borderline cruel" iconic song, Eloise Grills is crazy-talented, darkly funny and, obviously, very sexy. If you loved <em>My Year of Rest and Relaxation</em> by Ottessa Moshfegh, try this one by Eloise Grills.' -<em>Emma Co (Bookseller, Better Read Than Dead)</em></p><br>
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